PHYSICS JOKES Q: What did the duck say to the physicist? A: Quark, quark, quark! Q: What did the quantum physicist say before the bar fight? A: Let me atom! Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive. Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference. Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this ...